Catch up!

Between spotty Internet and days featuring 6 a.m. wake-up calls/10 p.m. returns to the hotel, we've had little time to update. I have, however, been taking notes. Here we go.

DAY 1 Everyone makes it through Customs and Immigration with no problems, meaning previous sleepless night was for naught. (More on this another time.)

Our tour guide, Tom, picks us up in the bus from “Almost Famous”. Our driver is also named “Tom.” Actually, it's a slight variation ... Thom? Tum? Toom?

Although it’s 3 a.m. Thai time, everyone is famished so we walk to McDonalds. Unlike America, this one offers broccoli pie. As promised in America, Matt orders the samurai pork burger -- I’m lovin’ it!

Pass out.